Comments on: Wii functionality set to expand http://www.wiinintendo.net/2007/03/12/wii-functionality-set-to-expand/ Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:43:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Will http://www.wiinintendo.net/2007/03/12/wii-functionality-set-to-expand/comment-page-1/#comment-31342 Will Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:24:32 +0000 http://wiinintendo.net/2007/03/12/wii-functionality-set-to-expand/#comment-31342 I love trolls, seems there's nothing to talk about on the PS3 boards. I love trolls, seems there’s nothing to talk about on the PS3 boards.

]]> By: gamestop employee http://www.wiinintendo.net/2007/03/12/wii-functionality-set-to-expand/comment-page-1/#comment-31336 gamestop employee Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:38:37 +0000 http://wiinintendo.net/2007/03/12/wii-functionality-set-to-expand/#comment-31336 where's a mod when you need one? where’s a mod when you need one?

]]> By: Wiiare8yearolds http://www.wiinintendo.net/2007/03/12/wii-functionality-set-to-expand/comment-page-1/#comment-31318 Wiiare8yearolds Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:00:29 +0000 http://wiinintendo.net/2007/03/12/wii-functionality-set-to-expand/#comment-31318 that is awesome news Playwithmywii, thanks for keeping me upated. Do you think there is any way we could get Link to Donkey Punch Princess Zelda? Or at least a dirty sanchez. We all know that slut bag Zelda has been blowing Gannon since 1985, and rumor has it she is no stranger to a little colon trollin if you know what I mean that is awesome news Playwithmywii, thanks for keeping me upated. Do you think there is any way we could get Link to Donkey Punch Princess Zelda? Or at least a dirty sanchez. We all know that slut bag Zelda has been blowing Gannon since 1985, and rumor has it she is no stranger to a little colon trollin if you know what I mean

]]> By: Playwithmywii http://www.wiinintendo.net/2007/03/12/wii-functionality-set-to-expand/comment-page-1/#comment-31317 Playwithmywii Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:54:46 +0000 http://wiinintendo.net/2007/03/12/wii-functionality-set-to-expand/#comment-31317 Nintendo has to keep true to it's main focus which is little boys. Little boys like the Wii, little boys like the news and weather channels and since they can't read, Nintendo will do it for them. Next month there is a Wii masturbation channel coming out. How will it work? Nintendo will show revealing pictures of that zipper headed gook that runs Nintendo. On special occasions they will show the gook and Mario using the Wiimote in ways never thought possible. Link and Princess Zelda will make special appearances as well and rumor has it the Princess finally gets down on her knees and "properly thanks" Link for saving her 20 million times it seems. The great part is that Wii fanboys can switch over to the Everyone votes channel and you can vote on whether you think she spits or swallows. Nintendo has to keep true to it’s main focus which is little boys. Little boys like the Wii, little boys like the news and weather channels and since they can’t read, Nintendo will do it for them.

Next month there is a Wii masturbation channel coming out. How will it work? Nintendo will show revealing pictures of that zipper headed gook that runs Nintendo. On special occasions they will show the gook and Mario using the Wiimote in ways never thought possible. Link and Princess Zelda will make special appearances as well and rumor has it the Princess finally gets down on her knees and “properly thanks” Link for saving her 20 million times it seems. The great part is that Wii fanboys can switch over to the Everyone votes channel and you can vote on whether you think she spits or swallows.

]]> By: MASTERLINKX http://www.wiinintendo.net/2007/03/12/wii-functionality-set-to-expand/comment-page-1/#comment-31313 MASTERLINKX Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:42:57 +0000 http://wiinintendo.net/2007/03/12/wii-functionality-set-to-expand/#comment-31313 cool, I can't wait! cool, I can’t wait!

]]> By: Roth http://www.wiinintendo.net/2007/03/12/wii-functionality-set-to-expand/comment-page-1/#comment-31240 Roth Mon, 12 Mar 2007 20:44:42 +0000 http://wiinintendo.net/2007/03/12/wii-functionality-set-to-expand/#comment-31240 Hahah, I would love to grab a Mario voice. "Ah-hello! It'sa me MARIO~! In today'sa news!" "It'sa wii.. WARIO~!" How about a Donkey Kong voice. "Haargh gar Harrgh gar.." When I'm browsing WiiNintendo or news sites, I probably wouldn't have to zoom in to read the text. I'll just turn on the Wii Speak and listen. Boy this is gonna be sWiito~ \:D/ // Roth Hahah, I would love to grab a Mario voice.
“Ah-hello! It’sa me MARIO~! In today’sa news!”
“It’sa wii.. WARIO~!”

How about a Donkey Kong voice.
“Haargh gar Harrgh gar..”

When I’m browsing WiiNintendo or news sites, I probably wouldn’t have to zoom in to read the text. I’ll just turn on the Wii Speak and listen. Boy this is gonna be sWiito~ \:D/

// Roth

]]> By: Tex http://www.wiinintendo.net/2007/03/12/wii-functionality-set-to-expand/comment-page-1/#comment-31231 Tex Mon, 12 Mar 2007 19:35:05 +0000 http://wiinintendo.net/2007/03/12/wii-functionality-set-to-expand/#comment-31231 Come on Nintendo, let's roll out the good stuff. I'm talking about some sort of Karaoke Channel. That would rock. As for the text to speech, well, that's a bit creepy. I can imagine the sound of my Wii reading my emails. "I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that." Come on Nintendo, let’s roll out the good stuff. I’m talking about some sort of Karaoke Channel. That would rock.

As for the text to speech, well, that’s a bit creepy. I can imagine the sound of my Wii reading my emails.

“I’m sorry, Dave. I can’t do that.”

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