American Game Shoplifting IDIOTS!

Why, oh why would you steel $1200 worth of games.  THOSE DARN KIDS! 

From the Stupid Crime Dept:Point the First:
Attempting to shoplift games from your local Wal-Mart is stupid.

Point the Second:
Thinking you can hide the contraband by stuffing it en masse down your pants is stupidER.

Point the Third:
Walking next door and trying to sell your magically pants-hidden games at the local GameStop is MORE STUPIDER.

Point the Fourth:
Doing this again and again over a period of a week, until such time as the security cameras and the Berryville Police Dept. have enough video evidence to thoroughly bust your ass — THE MOST STUPIDER.

We don’t make this up, you know. Here are the facts, as they happened in Berryville, Arkansas. I’m sure the mothers of Kyle Ramer (18) and Sam Hess (21) are very, very proud of their boys right now.

In case you’re wondering, the dollar figure for “games which can allegedly be stuffed down a pair of smalltown Y-fronts over the course of a single week” is roughly $1,200.

A simple plan, folks. Real simple.
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