All Quiet on the Western Front

You probably noticed the drought of Wii news today. Why? E3 is almost here! Three days until the bombs are dropped, bombs powerful enough to shake the earth. Here are some things that Nintendo fanboys can hope to expect (note the ‘hope’ part) at this years e3:

From Microsoft:

Announcement that Bill Gates decided to leave the console market because the Xbox was too expensive and not worth the money.

From Sony:

Confession and apology about Sony stealing Nintendo’s ideas, from the rumble pack to the analog stick, and to make up for it, they will merge with Nintendo. Yeah. Dream on.

From Nintendo:

Announcement that they were leading us on with the ‘no HD’ business and they are going 1080i, but not on a TV screen. The Wii will project super real holograms that are touch sensitive.

 

OK…… Now for the REAL STUFF:

More info on new first party franchise

Wii’s final secret(s)

Screens AND videos

Controller shell and extra attachments

Launch date

Launch price

Virtual Console launch titles

Wi-fi info

Anything else?

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